Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
This is an important moment in history.
(Source: scraap, via stones-that-i-carry-around)
✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ friendly reminder to
suck my dick
presenting in class like
(Source: bagmilk, via perks-of-being-chinese)
i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
I don’t know what this is but I love it
this show is actually hilarious.
(Source: brewkie, via perks-of-being-chinese)
2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued