*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them
(Source: , via withoutm3)
i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER
"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"