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laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

(via stones-that-i-carry-around)

sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

(Source: scraap, via stones-that-i-carry-around)

kaputtaberegal:

Me

(Source: pheeta)

✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ friendly reminder to

henteye:

suck my dick

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

bagmilk:

presenting in class like

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(Source: bagmilk, via perks-of-being-chinese)

witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

(via memories-never-die-xo)

liftedandgiftedd:

fantasized-perfection:

I don’t know what this is but I love it

this show is actually hilarious.

(Source: brewkie, via perks-of-being-chinese)

2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued